Sunday, September 28, 2008


Confesssion of the day : I am a News Whore.

This means that i spend a ot of my free time just reading articles and watching News channels (only problem now is the lack of a television). I end up reading the weirdest stuff and sometimes the most unimportant stuff. For example i do know what is happening in the U.S presidential elections on a day to day basis. I have screenshots of Sarah Palin's(who??) Inbox which i downloaded from wiki leaks.

I know that there is a don't use the beach in Dubai warning now. I know now that 243,112,609-1 (it has thirteen million digits) is the largest prime number found so far (atleast it is claimed to be so). But i have no idea why i have to know. This problem has become a major issue in my life after the news service Google news has been on. It is like a newspaper of newspapers only reporting what you want to be reported. 

what i don't understand is why i need to know all this. Actually what i don't understand is why we need to know so much of everything. Sometimes i feel that a lot of the important stuff gets buried under this heap of information. 

In the past the main problem used to be that very little information used to be there about anything. Now i feel that the problem is that we have to much information on everything. I haven't found a single subject on earth which doesn't have a wikipedia page. you can even search for Nungambakkam on wikipedia and find an article on it. Im not even starting off about google.

Sometimes i am led to believe that the internet is a bad thing. Okay, not entirely true. But too much of the internet is definetely bad for a human being. I know people who spend 10 hours of their day on Facebook. Everyday (more on sundays). I have a roommate who i talk to only in college because he is stuck to his laptop and i am to mine whenever we at home. I have an ever so whiny girlfriend ( if the girlfriend reads this read it as : sweet beautiful pretty sensible girlfriend)  who complains that i spend too much time on the laptop now.

People have become more locked up with the internet. (Now, it's time for a cliche) People seem to know random people from halfway acrooss the globe and not know who lives across the hallway in their buildings. Even if one wanted to know who lives in the other apartment, he would be too busy shagging with Maria from Venezuela via webcam. 

Another evil is the whore of a site called Facebook. You can call it by many names. Orkut and Facebook being the popular names for it. Social networking is the biggest whore on earth. One can see that horny paedophilic teenagers are lusting after you sister on her wall and scrapbook. you can find your loved one flirting under the blanket of anonymity. You can see weird status messages like "I miss you are my free bird...". you choose to meet people on these sites rather than in person over a cup of coffee.

And you can even look pretty. 
People post these ultra cool images of themselves on these sites (im not that hot there either). You really think that you havve met the hottest of them all there and then you realize that 'oooops...she is not an Ayesha Takia lookalike...that picture was Ayesha Takia herself '

Not everything about it is bad...the other i found my long lost pet Iguana Thongface and send her a message. She reached the Borneos. She is happy and married to another Iguana called FishSticks from Germany. I saw their pictures. That is the best part of social networking. You can find anybody and be found by anybody there. even if you hate that person or vice versa.


I am usual nobody pays attention to me or what i say in the real world (i mite just be too intellectual for them or maybe a lil too talkative) and i rant that out here...

Other evils of the great advent of technology may be this blog you are reading (u must have wasted 3 minutes of your life reading this * +5 for retards like me...-1 for geniuses who realize what the are going through by the 120th second and discontinue)....
one of these days i am going to come up with a real blogpost....not stupid shit like this...

JB signin off....



Nishith Shah said...

Retarded Show Off....Juss in case u miss my comment on the whore site.

Goda said...

ever so whiny?? hmm... maybe its because i come across to your place looking for some time... but always feels like I am talking to a blank wall... you must know how that feels!
"are those wires sticking out of your head you new hair style?"
another one i just have got to criticize... where is the content?

JuXtApOsEd_BlOgGeR said...

@ goda : i promise to spend more time with you.

@ nishit : hence you have proved that i am a hypocrite. thanks for the awesome comment (note the sarcasm)

Goda said...

where from ... DUBAI? ummm... looks very very unlikely but you can try (hint: by calling)... THAT IS IF YOU MANAGE TO GO THERE!!!
*evil snigger*

c.H.a.O.s FrEaK said...

nice least I surmised you are a bit confused too. If I'm any wise, confusion would kill more people than AIDS by A.D 2100 :)

Anonymous said...

u not bein yo gentleman self wid goda??..comon undastand her feelinz man.. :)
nishith said de ryt thin..i so agree.
wonder wr da ol 'u' got lost.. jus 1 lyf do wuteva..don giv a fk..liv it..liv it..liv it..!